What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:03

No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
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Loons and Moons
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
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Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
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So they tried
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
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Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good