What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:03

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What are the best sunscreens for oily skin available in India?

No way

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

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Loons and Moons

Still no good.

So, the docs changed it to read

Does the rest of the world see America as a joke now that Trump is president again?

Unacceptable again!

Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts

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Just Forget it!

share office space ...

Freaks and Cheeks

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So they tried

Minds and Behinds

Then came..

What is a sermon to talk about men?

Thumbs down again.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Next, they tried...

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why does having a college degree no longer carry the same prestige as before? People don't have the same respect for the educated.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

Why are there so many illegal Haitians in Ohio? They can't walk here. Democrats flew them here to cause chaos and crime in Ohio.